I am a manlet and a kissless virgin but i bought a blender to blend raw onions n the hope that maybe i can increase my testosterone, become more masculine and attractive as well as increase my stress tolerance all of which which may conducive to attracting and getting a girlfriend, losing my virginity and developing the mental fortitude to trade btc on very high leverage and finally make back all my loses incurred from hodling shitcoins. In a desperate attempt at reforming my overloaded and disconcerted neurological state and condition, I have flirted with and now begun a strict virile regime of lifting, onion eating, nofap, no pillow, no shampoo, no mirror, no tv/movies, sleep on the floor, limit interactions with normies and truly internalizing the stoic philosophies, all with the aim of reprogramming my brain, increasing my sentience and introspection as well as resetting my dopaminergic sensitivity in line with a patricians of ancient rome. Hopefully with my reformed neurological state and development I will be able to go above and beyond familial financial support and not only pay off my mommy's mortgage so that she isnt stressed by the inflationary cost of living and seemingly endless bills& expenses but Ideally, assuming I become a truly enlightened and successful trader, buy a fleet of lambos and Ferrari and maybe even buy a few tickets to the moon with elon musk.
I am predicting three possible possibilities for the btc market illustrated in color coded meme arrows. Green moon, orange and red ded btc. The green box at the top is my take profit zone. The red box is my btc rekt, alts moon and btc possibly ranges for a year . I would like btc to go to the red box for more accumulation and to allow alts some legroom to fulfill my so far unrequited and unfettered altcoin moon dreams.
when you can fully transcend fear and fomo you will realise... moon is a state of mind...
captrade
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@jonnyfram, for the past 2 years i witnessed arguably the greatest bull run in quite possibly a century and I was a bear. Its taken me 2 years of longing alts and getting rekt to finally admit that btc is king and that I should probably go long on btc instead of altcoins.
snatly
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@captrade, each to his own my man. Be careful though. Up until I started understanding capital flows I was bearish on the stock market too. Crypto is just getting started and there will be opportunities up and down along the way. Have a great holiday and new year. Do let me know how the raw onion works out- seriously! :)
tnbturbo
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Of all the things that finally made me crack reading this (I resisted hard to prove some point) it was reading "no mirror" that did it!!!!